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rm_funkadystik 46 / M
"Funkadystik On Adult Friend Finder"
Bremerton, Washington, United States
 
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rm_funkadystik 46/M
Bremerton, Washington
Introduction
well i better just start off by saying im posting the following details about me and my life from a few other dating sites on to here , i mean just in case the relationship ends up being more than a fling - I figure i better be real with you - I love women and sex but i also love fun and companionship -im still trying to figure out what i want after a long relationship and to tell the truth a fling does sound kinda good :) ..ok well heres the scoop... My name is Joel , Im 32 and currently living in Bremerton Washington. Im a fun ,caring - young spirited guy that is ready for the next chapter of life. I enjoy music with a passion and spending time doing all things Internet related. I really dont go out much to bars or clubs -if i was gonna drink or jam out id rather do it at home - now if i met that someone special it would be kinda fun to start going out for drinks or a nice restraunt. It would be cool to meet a woman that enjoyed playing pool ,video games ,bowling, zoo , go carts , movies , etc.... I really want a fun exciting relationship, i have a bad sense of direction though and get lost easy , gps doesnt seem to help me much so i would like to meet up in Bremerton or take a ferry to seattle to do something fun :) Age isnt really a concern for me , i just want to meet a woman with the same passions and outlook on life. Im not really sure on what type of relationship i want at this point, but i do know i want excitement and someone that can make me laugh, If your interested in getting to know me better please drop me a message or leave a number to call you at i love to talk on the phone and really at night it has gotten kinda spicy :) I would really like to find out what this "friends with benefits" is all about :) and i hope my info doesnt seem all lame , i mean really i am alot of fun, i have a good sense of humor and i want to make a woman happy :) *message me*

My Ideal Person My perfect match would be someone close to my age , enjoys children and would also accept the fact i have two amazing boys and she would have to love them as much as me for the relationship to even start , she woud also have to think about having kids and the possibility of along term serious relationship or marriage. My perfect match would be a cute sexy thang that could make me laugh and enjoy just hanging out at home together talking or tv ,she would enjoy going to the movies or the bowling alley . She would have a passion for music, online poker ,the internet , home improvement , a few social drinks together or a love for coffee She would have to be an animal lover and could enjoy life without alot of money and find pleasure in each other and the simple things in life. I would love a woman that could make me laugh and surprise me , someone that would the time for that extra kiss and here and there . my perfect match would have a sensitive / spiritual side , maybe somewhat of a carefree positive spirit that could handle the ups and downs of lifes rollercoaster without losing faith in the future. My perfect match would have a high sex drive with a sweet romantic side .... now lets say i didnt meet my perfect match but i met a woman that was interested in being my fling friend.. i could deal with that...

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
too many............................................

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
i would really like lesbians and for them to first play together
, i would watch and then join in , i would go real slow the whole
way with them to make it last as possible, although i would
be happy with one sexy woman who was really passionate with
me, i would do whatever she wanted ...i really cant think
of anything i wouldnt do ?????:D

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Fetishes, Role Playing, Threesomes, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
i like all the girls from the charmed show on tv , they are
very sexy and in the past ive put alot of "Thought"
into it...... alecia silverstone and jessica simpson together would
be awesome !!!! there too many ...im kinda of a horn dawg...=))

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Unsure/Prefer not to say

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Information
  • 46 / male
  • Bremerton, Washington, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: September 7, 1977
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: Prefer not to say
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Helper Guy
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Yes
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, L33T
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Contacts
My Trophy Case: