WARNING: Any institutions or web sites using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects or postings - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile, pictures, or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and you will be subject to legal ramifications. I will seek prosecution and damages to the full extent the law allows. I strongly recommend that other members post a similar notice. Well here I am updating this thing again but I suppose I need to do this since someone decided to use my pic on another site, UGH! Had to take a couple off here. I'll try to get new ones, but those here are only a few months old. I am looking for a woman, women, 18 - 50ish, in great shape, or at least like me, all about the shape and I'm a little round lol. Please no drugs (weed is ok if you can smoke it away from me), smoking (synthetic stuff like special k, etc.) or bad hygiene. I wont turn you down if you smoke, i like a good cigar now and then, but not in my car or house. I am a reformed smoker and it really bothers me in close quarters. I am a laid back guy, like to pretty much hang and chill at the house, but I do like to go to movies and dinner and local sports bars. I have not been to a club in a million years so please don't expect that from me, at least not at first. I am going through a divorce, but it's all good, we have no drama nor would I involve anyone into that issue. I do like to drink beer (hence the name lol). I like tequila straight, and I am a per that likes to hug and feel, not touchy feeler but, I want to be able to touch you without having to have a safe word lol. I have been slacking I admit, but I do generally like to work out at least 3-4 times a week, usually running on the tread mill and expect my sex partners to be at about the same fitness level. I prefer 1 on 1 sex but open to discussion, I have had a few experiences with a third and clubs but not for awhile, and not always so good an ending. In the bedroom, I tend to like (traditional, straight forward/kinky, experimental/other) sex. Some of my favorite positions are... all of them, but I love being ridden and then I love doggy. In a more intimate time I like missionary so I can look into your eyes and kiss you. Ok, anymore and then there is a book. Just ask me any question, I'll answer.

My Ideal Person I'm looking for a friend first, but lets not kid ourselves, we are here for the excitement and the sex. I really only want one person in my life when it comes to sex, but, hey, if you want to play you got to game it. I want a woman who knows what she wants and will speak it out loud so I know it. I want a woman who id DDF, HWP, and wants to laugh and have fun.I love sex, but I'm more interested in (short-term relationships/long-term relationships).

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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