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Someone scrub my eyes with Drano!
Someone scrub my eyes with Drano! Cause, I'm having a hard time unseeing what I just saw.... I was standing up at the front of the store waiting for an applicant when I watched a very large man pull up to the door and hoist himself off the motorized cart he had been riding around in. Oh dear God.... Apparently his jeans were unable to completely cover his ass while in the sit down position as his hairy, naked ass was exposed to the world in the bend-over position. I can't fucking look away.... Hiking up his drawers as he stepped away from the motorized cart, I'm certain I saw his scrotum flopping around between his open legs from behind. "Hey. You gonna put this thing where it goes? It's slow as fuck, you might want to charge it." Yah, he was looking at me. "Sure. Leave it there, I'll see that it's taken care of." We'll just drive that thing around back and set it on fire.... Cause that seat is forever tainted. Happy Tuesday! |
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8/23/2021 7:30 am |
There should be mandatory workout camps for fats.
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It could have been worse... He could have been a guy you were meeting for the first time and that is when you realized he (tweeked) his photos.
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"The seat is forever tainted" will be the best pun of my day....lol..."taint"
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We'll I won't be able to use a walmart scooter now ever.
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We'll I won't be able to use a walmart scooter now ever.
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8/5/2021 5:03 am |
Lol @ scrorum 🤣 great story!
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Thats definately not on my bucket list😂😂😂the image you described was enough
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7/30/2021 5:41 am |
Thats definately not on my bucket list😂😂😂the image you described was enough
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OMG!! I never thought about someone having their naked ass (and/or balls!) on the seat of one of those scooters! I've had to use one when I was on crutches and even then I felt guilty for using it. But have to admit it was kinda fun to ride, too. I was also careful not to run over people because I've had people try to run over me before and I didn't want to be "that" person. lol
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Hahahah thank for that vision I take it he was no Carry Grant Paul Newman Pee Wee Herman hahaha
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OMG!! I never thought about someone having their naked ass (and/or balls!) on the seat of one of those scooters! I've had to use one when I was on crutches and even then I felt guilty for using it. But have to admit it was kinda fun to ride, too. I was also careful not to run over people because I've had people try to run over me before and I didn't want to be "that" person. lol
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Hahahah thank for that vision I take it he was no Carry Grant Paul Newman Pee Wee Herman hahaha
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Good luck forgetting that image!
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I know for a fact there is one around you.... But I can't reveal the name. I'd have to stop posting about my coworkers and customers if I did.
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"The seat is forever tainted" will be the best pun of my day....lol..."taint"
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I know of a woman who told me a few times she uses them whenever at a store that has them. Doesn't need one. Why walk if she can ride she would say. Not huge. Just a lazy nasty thing.
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"Attention! A potential balls-up in aisle three"
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"Attention! A potential balls-up in aisle three"
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I know of a woman who told me a few times she uses them whenever at a store that has them. Doesn't need one. Why walk if she can ride she would say. Not huge. Just a lazy nasty thing. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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"The seat is forever tainted" will be the best pun of my day....lol..."taint"
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My experience of people on scooters in shops has rarely been a god one. I got run over by one and the driver demanded that I apologise!
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7/28/2021 4:09 am |
Good luck forgetting that image!
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My experience of people on scooters in shops has rarely been a god one. I got run over by one and the driver demanded that I apologise!
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Made my eyes hurt just thinking of what you seen . Everyone should be required to work a public job before graduating High school.
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Sorry, not sorry.
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We see things that will make a lasting impression on us, but Drano is not the answer it would do your eyes in but the image will forever be in your mind.. Sorry it happened. Life must go on.. Find something else to replace this nightmare with....
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Dont look ethel It was too late Oh yes they call him the streek LOLOLO
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It was working fine when the greeter parked it in the vestibule. It definitely was struggling under the weight of Naked Ass Man.
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Holy shit, now I'm going to suffer those images!
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Unfortunately, Life tends to put these events up before us....it's a kind of test, to see how well we handle truly repulsive shit. I tend to thank my lucky stars that I don't live in his world.
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I'm amazed at these people. I've seen them here in Australia, as well. What really amazes me is how huge some of these people are, some of them actually walking, and here's me, 179cm tall and only 86kg (was... still I was only 14kg overweight), and I'm the one who had a heart attack and a quadruple bypass! I'm recovering and walking to regain strength in my legs. Yes, I can understand the Drano.
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The ones that about run over me at store, make me wonder if they drive on the street as shitty as they do on the lil scooters!!!!!
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I thought you were going to tell us that was the applicant you were waiting for .... 😲
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I thought you were going to tell us that was the applicant you were waiting for .... 😲 Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!
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The ones that about run over me at store, make me wonder if they drive on the street as shitty as they do on the lil scooters!!!!!
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7/27/2021 8:52 pm |
I'm amazed at these people. I've seen them here in Australia, as well. What really amazes me is how huge some of these people are, some of them actually walking, and here's me, 179cm tall and only 86kg (was... still I was only 14kg overweight), and I'm the one who had a heart attack and a quadruple bypass! I'm recovering and walking to regain strength in my legs. Yes, I can understand the Drano.
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Unfortunately, Life tends to put these events up before us....it's a kind of test, to see how well we handle truly repulsive shit. I tend to thank my lucky stars that I don't live in his world.
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1 post 7/27/2021 8:21 pm |
Holy shit, now I'm going to suffer those images!
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Dont look ethel It was too late Oh yes they call him the streek LOLOLO
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We see things that will make a lasting impression on us, but Drano is not the answer it would do your eyes in but the image will forever be in your mind.. Sorry it happened. Life must go on.. Find something else to replace this nightmare with.... Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Made my eyes hurt just thinking of what you seen . Everyone should be required to work a public job before graduating High school.
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Cause, I'm having a hard time unseeing what I just saw.... I was standing up at the front of the store waiting for an applicant when I watched a very large man pull up to the door and hoist himself off the motorized cart he had been riding around in. Oh dear God.... Apparently his jeans were unable to completely cover his ass while in the sit down position as his hairy, naked ass was exposed to the world in the bend-over position. I can't fucking look away.... Hiking up his drawers as he stepped away from the motorized cart, I'm certain I saw his scrotum flopping around between his open legs from behind. "Hey. You gonna put this thing where it goes? It's slow as fuck, you might want to charge it." Yah, he was looking at me. "Sure. Leave it there, I'll see that it's taken care of." We'll just drive that thing around back and set it on fire.... Cause that seat is forever tainted. Happy Tuesday!
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